Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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