So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize