guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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