Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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