found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
im holly from the hills drunk
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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