If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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