Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
