so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
