i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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