How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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