I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
