Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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