no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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