no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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