Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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