Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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