is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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