Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
My friends, they love my intelligence
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
