And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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