i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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