Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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