Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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