I murdered the dance floor call the cops
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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