Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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