TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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