i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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