AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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