The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I can't trust your balls anymore.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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