porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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