you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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