I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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