You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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