Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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