After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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