he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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