so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Farmville is her only friend.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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