He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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