id be glad to
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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