god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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