i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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