this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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