Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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