So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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