just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
