His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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