i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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