I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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