even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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