Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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