Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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