"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Randomize