My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
