Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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