Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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