The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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