Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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